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The third Sunday in June is Father’s Day, or as it’s referred to in my household, leave-dad-alone day. Is  there a better way to celebrate fathers everywhere than by sharing a small collection of my favorite dad jokes Probably, but here are a couple jokes anyway that you’ll probably hate yourself for laughing at: -I have a fear of elevators, but I've started taking steps to avoid it. -I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. -Reversing the car really takes me back. -Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon Great food, no atmosphere. -Want to hear a joke about construction I'm still working on it. -When does a joke become a dad joke When the punch line becomes apparent. -How long does it take to make butter An echurnity! -What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle An impasta! Now that we’ve gotten those out of the way, let’s talk about some awesome manly-alpha-male gifts you can get for your dad for Father's Day. You could always go with something traditional and boring like a fishing pole or an autographed baseball. Or maybe (I'm just throwing this out there) you could get him a shiny new pump! PumpProducts.com carries the best pumps in the industry from the most trusted names like Goulds and Liberty. You’re dad will be so excited, trust me. Pumps truly are the gifts that keep on giving! There was one more joke I wanted to tell about a piece of paper but I probably shouldn't....it's tearable. Oh and Happy Father's Day!! PumpProducts.com sales specialists are standing by to help you find the right pump or part, as well as to provide price quotes, stocking availability and shipping information. Call our toll free number 1-800-429-0800 to speak to an expert today.  

Father’s Day is coming up this weekend. A day often overlooked because it is not as popular as Mother’s Day and is packed between Memorial Day and the Fourth of July. Still, even if your family doesn’t tend to make a big deal of Father’s Day (Grandpa Pumphead always said the best gift was to “leave me alone”) it is still celebrating and getting a present for dear old dad.  Of course, as I always say, there’s no better gift than a good pump. May i suggest a sump pump from Goulds or Liberty There nothing dads love more than motioning to a piece of mechanical equipment and saying “Got it for a good price too!” That is why you absolutely must consider one of our sump pumps. Here’s some other stuff you can buy or participate in for Father’s Day: Grilling: Dads love doing this, particularly the ones who like to overcook or undercook everything. Camping: If you’re an outdoor person I guess but maybe just watch TV. Watch the U.S. Open: If your dad is an avid golfer, in which case I am so sorry. Go out to eat at a nice restaurant: This is a neutral option that probably won’t upset anybody. Go hunting: If you prefer to catch your own meat. Play a game of catch: If you like baseball, nostalgia and/or Field of Dreams. Give him a nice bottle of scotch: He deserves it after raising you. Whatever you end up doing, be sure to show some appreciation for the man who raised you, fed you and put clothes on your back. It's a day that sometimes gets overlooked, but it doesn't deserve to be. Have a good Father's Day! Pump Products application engineers are standing by to help you find the right pump, as well as provide price quotes, availability and shipping information. Call our toll free number 1-800-429-0800.