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The third Sunday in June is Father’s Day, or as it’s referred to in my household, leave-dad-alone day. Is  there a better way to celebrate fathers everywhere than by sharing a small collection of my favorite dad jokes? Probably, but here are a couple jokes anyway that you’ll probably hate yourself for laughing at:

-I have a fear of elevators, but I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

-I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

-Reversing the car really takes me back.

-Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

-Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

-When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent.

-How long does it take to make butter? An echurnity!

-What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle? An impasta!

Now that we’ve gotten those out of the way, let’s talk about some awesome manly-alpha-male gifts you can get for your dad for Father’s Day. You could always go with something traditional and boring like a fishing pole or an autographed baseball. Or maybe (I’m just throwing this out there) you could get him a shiny new pump! PumpProducts.com carries the best pumps in the industry from the most trusted names like Goulds and Liberty. You’re dad will be so excited, trust me. Pumps truly are the gifts that keep on giving!

There was one more joke I wanted to tell about a piece of paper but I probably shouldn’t….it’s tearable.

Oh and Happy Father’s Day!!

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